I think that’s how you spell the little guy’s name. I could be wrong, but it looks alright.
Anyway. I managed to go a whole month without posting anything. That’s pretty good for a confessed internet addict who spends most of my waking hours in front of a computer.
At least some of the time was used wisely. I continued to watch hockey games, discontinued (involuntarily) watching football games. I started cooking again, and pictures and descriptions of some of the results will find their way here. I drew a few pictures. Those will appear elsewhere.
Some of the intervening time was spent contemplating my cache of unpublished fiction to determine the publishability of it once and for all. More if you want it————> Continue reading Punxatawney Phil Looks in Mirror, Sees Shadow
I had my own line of comic books when I was eight. I’d work on them during school, especially when I was sitting in the hallway for being disruptive, which was pretty often.
They were made in those composition books with the black and white covers that everyone had, so they were more like graphic novels than anything else. The drawing was gawdawful and I’m sure the writing was bad too but one of my heroes was the Inedible Bulk, who hailed from Battle Creek, Michigan. He battled a villain called the Cereal Killer.
You have to remember what famous company is in Battle Creek. Then the joke becomes obvious.
My bent for satire was established even then.
I also did a ton of sportswriting and sportscasting. We listened to the baseball (and the football, and the hockey) on the radio in those days ( mid-late sixties). If the tv was on, I’d usually turn off Vince Lloyd and Jack Brickhouse, who I didn’t care for, and do the play-by-play myself (I don’t even remember who did the Bears and Hawks telecasts). I’d do imaginary interviews, and write them down on notebook paper.
The greatest thing about all of that is that later in life I got to meet and interview some of those same people.
Things are cyclical that way, even if the cycles are unpredictable as far as intervals go.
As a further example, I’m about a third of the way through my first graphic novel in 35 years. We’ll start to see some of it here at the planet next month.
Even that contains cycles within cycles. At about the time I was starting the aforementioned comic book empire, I was discovering the way to unknown Kadath, in the cold waste, and braving the gathering night-gaunts to ascertain just whose face it was that was carved on the slope of Ngranek.
Discovering HPL led to my first short stories. Searching out his work and the work of others who became linked to his work led to a lifetime of reading and writing.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Here’s a guest article I wrote that has more on this subject.
Overnight, I had a strange series of exchanges with members of the customer service department of my isp/phone/cable company. It seems that they have inactive sarcasm meters and a general lack of reading comprehension skills, which led me to getting increasingly verbal/savage.
The genesis of the thing is that I ordered an upgrade to my services, which didn’t take because the apparatus to do so onsite doesn’t work for those who are already customers. But you’ll be able to figure that out from the context (or at least I’d hope so).
Just for the sheer fun of it, I hereby present the entire exchange, with some judicious editing of names and figures: Continue reading Sarcasm On
…in the road to the playoffs apparently didn’t show up on the Bears’ collective GPS. The Bears took the route that had the “Bridge Out” sign.
Earlier today, on another forum, I posted this:
Good afternoon. I’m getting ready for some football. Bears and the Denver Tebows. I predict the Bears will leave the mike lb in spy position, run basically a cover one, and neutralize the running qb aspect of the Broncos’ option offense. That’ll force Timmy to throw the football, heretofore not a strength.
What all that gibberish means is that the Bears will leave one safety back and have one “float” near the line, heading back on obvious passing plays, but providing run support so that the middle linebacker can cover the quarterback if he “scrambles”.
The end rush by the defense is extremely important-Tebow must not be allowed to run around the offensive line, must be bottled up by Idonije/Peppers.
On the lighter side, I have plenty of sausages and am in my full Bears regalia:
Ridiculous garb aside, that instant analysis would seem to have been spot-on. I failed to account for the Tebow Magic. I agree now, having seen how it’s done, that “magic” is the only word for what happens. I don’t see NFL-level QB talent. I see some guy running around throwing prayer passes. That he’s a past-annoyance-level proselytizer only makes that more apt. Continue reading The Fork…
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Today’s feature is the Bears against Kansas City, at Soldier Field in Chicago. As I write, the Bears are perched on the 4, 4th down and 1 yard to go. A nice td pass is about to be taken back because of a penalty, and the Bears will be shooting for the field goal. Game’s a little chippy-lol, the announcer said that just as I was typing.
False start on “Gate 68″. Dunno what Omiyale’s doing in the game but they’ll try the kick again from further out. 32-yarder, good. First points of the game.
So far, so meh. Neither Bears 2nd-stringer Caleb Hanie nor Chiefs’ qb Tyler Palko seems all that interested in actually moving the ball downfield. Matt Forte got dinged up (knee) and Marion Barber has come in, running hard. Bears have good rb depth. Chiefs have Thomas Jones, who is starting to slow his age a little but is still reasonably effective.
Lotta punts. Bears have two or three sacks. I saw two that I remember, from Melton and Idonije, and I was away from the screen for five minutes or so.
Cheez. Earl Bennett had an easy six right there. I could’ve completed that one. And a sack follows, back to the 33. Robbie Gould is money, but the five-yard penalty makes it a 56-yarder.
Punt again. That was a three-point sack for KC. More in a bit. Continue reading gametime 12/04
So the Hawks are on the road against the rival Blues. The St. Louis squad was once the prime rival of the Chicago team…or at least on an equal footing with the Wings and the North Stars. At least, that’s how I remember it, and I refuse to be dissuaded.
The Blues are a team on the way up, seemingly. Coach Ken Hitchcock has them playing his patented defensive system and they’re getting into the playoff hunt with ten wins in their last 12 (I believe).
At present, we’re about halfway through the first, and the Blues have a one-goal lead, courtesy of a goal-mouth scramble. More in a few. Continue reading Gametime 12/03
As of 12/02 I’m Chiazdog at SBNation. I’m sure I had a good reason for actually joining-I just can’t remember it. I’ve been lurking on these boards for years.
The nick, of course, refers to my raising-up in Chicagoland and my current state of residence. Dogs are great with chiaz.
Bleed Cubbie Blue
Second City Hockey
Windy City Gridiron
Each team has good stuff happening at present. I rarely pay attention to other sports.
 too bad it didn't happen
I don’t much like the NBA, though I don’t really dislike basketball. Soccer bores me, golf likewise. I used to bowl. Just so you know.
The Official pages:
Bears
Blackhawks
Cubs
The Arizona teams I’m sorta meh about. It’s the best I can muster. The Cardinals are originally Chicagoan too. The D-Backs are intermittently interesting. The Coyotes are hopeless and should move somewhere cold.
It’s hard to find good pizza here. And forget about Bohemian soul food.
Right now I’m watching the Blackhawks play the Islanders. The ‘hawks came out sluggish-the Isles had the jump on them consistently through the first period and much of the second until a beautiful Kane feed led to a Ben Smith goal. That was great stuff as Smith has been called up just recently and lots of fans are hoping he fits in and plays well as he is a physical player unlike most of the squad. They did have 14 shots on goal during the 1st, so perhaps that was just my impression. I admit that I wasn’t glued to the screen, preferring to pick up my electric and plunk away at a version of Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You, which is one of my favorite songs to play, if not to listen to (I’m not the world’s biggest Zep fan. I like them well enough, but their best stuff is way overplayed and I don’t always want to hear them. Herself disagrees vehemently-she says that if I pass, I would have to be replaced by Robert Irvine and Jimmy Page. Both. She’s obviously quite mad.).
Anyway, my ability to post/fanpost at any SBNation blog is restricted until tomorrow night, so I’m posting live, more or less. There’s a certain amount of time-lag, and some editing involved. Continue reading Gametime 12/02
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Punxatawney Phil Looks in Mirror, Sees Shadow
I think that’s how you spell the little guy’s name. I could be wrong, but it looks alright.
Anyway. I managed to go a whole month without posting anything. That’s pretty good for a confessed internet addict who spends most of my waking hours in front of a computer.
At least some of the time was used wisely. I continued to watch hockey games, discontinued (involuntarily) watching football games. I started cooking again, and pictures and descriptions of some of the results will find their way here. I drew a few pictures. Those will appear elsewhere.
Some of the intervening time was spent contemplating my cache of unpublished fiction to determine the publishability of it once and for all. More if you want it————> Continue reading Punxatawney Phil Looks in Mirror, Sees Shadow